Basics:
[Name]Abbey
[Nickname] Flabby, Schmabbey
[Screen name] freschmer
[Birthday] Oct. 16
[Age] 16
[Astrological sign] Libra (the only sign that's an inanimate object!)
[Chinese zodiac sign?] Dragon
[Location] Newton, Kansas
[Religion] Atheist
[Eye color] greenish
[Height] 5’2''
[Shoe size]  6.5
[Parents still together] yup
[Siblings] 1 sister, the fantastic Spangerine
[Nieces/Nephews] not yet, unless Angie has been hiding something...
[Pets] None...   Come on, kiwi!
[In school/graduated] Sophmore!
[What do you drive] my legs

Favorites:
[Color] Maybe green
[Number] 8 (I guess)
[Animal] KIWI!!!  Maybe a lobster, seahorse, or chinchilla.
[Vehicle]   Tank.
[Flower]  Snap Dragons
[Scent] Steve
[Drinks] Water
[Soda] root beer
[Book] IT or Harry Potter 5
[Band] 311 or the Foo
[Song]  Are you trying to make this survey take as long as possible?  Because it will take me days to answer this question, if I can at all.


Do you...
[Color your hair?] Not anymore.... gurgle...
[Twirl your hair?] No.  Hooray!
[Have tattoos?] Henna tattoos...
[Have Piercings?] Clitoral hood piercing.   No, not really. That would be gross.
[Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?] STEVE!!!!!
[Cheat on tests/homework?] maybe on homework every once in a while, but not tests.  And I try not to make a habit of it.
[Drink/Smoke?]  Notice how once the skanky people get ahold of something "cool", the "cooler" people stop doing it?  That's what smoking is like- only losers and skanks do it these days.  Well, for the most part.  Adults who were cool when it was cool got addicted, and things like that, but generally it's just stupid skanks.  Not planning on taking more than a few sips until I'm legal, thank you.
[ Like roller coasters?]  Does a human shit in a toilet?
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Not now, but when I get older I want to go places.
[Want more piercings?] If I had the abs for it, maybe the button on my stomach.  If I was cool and artsy I'd want an eyebrow ring.
[Like cleaning?] sometimes I like cleaning, and sometimes you couldn't pay me to do more than a really half-assed job.
[Write in cursive or print?]  Only cursive when I sign things.
[Sweat a lot?] rarely, as I rarely do actual work.
[Own a web cam?] no.
[Know how to drive?] Oh my...
[Diet?] Yes.  I'm on the water-and-anorexia diet.
[Own a cell phone?] 316-305-7077, baby!  ("baby" is not part of the number)
[Ever get off the damn computer?]  Only to sleep and find new victims.


Have you ever...
[Gotten a speeding ticket?] I almost wish...
[Been in a wreck?] Not as a driver, but as a baby.
[Been arrested?] I'm writing this from Juvie.
[Been in a fist fight?] With your mom.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?]  Yeah.  And I accidentally hit Steve there with my purse one time...
[Stolen anything?] yes... bad phase, out of it now.
[Held a gun?]  Imagine no handguns.  And imagine no ketchup.  I'd take no handguns, any day.
[Drank?] very little.
[Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?]  Oh, child.  Too much drinking things.
[Considered a life of crime?]  Maybe just a little bit, but there's no life of crime that pays well and doesn't hurt anyone at the same time.
[Considered being a hooker?] I've considered beating a hooker.
[Cheated on someone? ] Only in my dirty, cheating mind. (sorry Steve, Laura has my heart.  And my loins.)
[Cried over a girl?] most likely
[Cried over a boy?] oh, god yes.
[Lied to someone?] No.  That means I'm going to heaven.
[Been in love?] maybe.... ????????? piano????
[Fallen for your best friend?] egh, yeah
[Made out with JUST a friend?]  sort of
[Been rejected?] Yes
[Been in lust?]  God yes.  Laura, why do you resist me so?
[Used someone?]  Yes.  I might still be...
[Been used?]  Don't think so...
[Been cheated on?] Not that I know of.
[Been kissed?] I have never known the touch of man.  Unless you count a duck.
[Experimented with homosexuality?] Hmmm... does LESBIAN WEEK VERSION 2.0!!!! count??


[Current mood] Tired and lazy
[Current taste]  exploded fish stick
[Current hair] assey pony tail bun thing
[Current thing I ought to be doing]  homework, running, cashing a check...
[Current cds in stereo]  The Hives
[Current crush]  A lot of people think that Steve Schuck guy likes me...
[Current job]  Laziness supreme

The last time...
[Last book you read] 'Salem's Lot
[Last movie you saw] Cinderella, the pornographic version!
[Last thing you ate]  brownie
[Last person you talked to on the phone]  phone sex hotline

Do you...
[Do drugs?] Prescription drugs
[Have a dream that keeps coming back?]  Not recently.
[Play an instrument?]  Not anymore.  I tried about 15 though...
[Believe there is life on other planets?] How can there not be when the Universe is so huge?
[Remember your first love?] No, I completely forgot.  I don't think I even had one.
[Still love him/her?]  I still love her, yes (Laura, oh Laura).
[Read the newspaper?] Sometimes.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Why yes, I belive so. 
[Believe in miracles?]  I see Jeeeesuss!  When I open the dryer, I see Jeeeesuss!  When I open the closet, who do I see? ~Congregation~ "Jeeesuss!"  No!  But then I turned around, and he was right behiiiiind me!
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[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] definitely possible.  Just not for me.
[Consider yourself tolerant of others?]  Most of the time.  Stupidity tries me, though.
[Consider love a mistake?]  Sometimes.
[Have a favorite candy?] Jeeesuss!
[Believe in astrology?]  No, but it relieves boredom sometimes.
[Believe in magic?]  I'm not entirely sure.
[Believe in God?]  Maybe... if there is one, he doesn't do anything.
[Do well in school?]  Not like I should be.
[Go to or plan to go to college]  Hopefully... :-/
[Wear hats?] Every once in awhile
[Hate yourself?] little bit
[Have an obsession?] yeah
[Have a secret crush?] Senora Swenson... oh, that sexy ass-length silver hair!
[Do they know yet?]  I think maybe she does!!!
[Have a best friend?]  Steve, Denise, Shlee, Angie (not entirely sure about any of them)
[Close friends?] yeah
[Like your handwriting?] It's all right.
[Care about looks?] Mine?  Yes.  Guys'?  Not nearly as much as other things.
[Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?]  I consider life in general to be clothing optional, so I'm counting every game I've ever played.
[Are you a tease?]  I might be...
[Shy to make the first move?] Didn't used to be, but am now.

Are you a...
[Wuss] yeah
[Druggie] The drug of life
[Daydreamer] too much, too much
[Freak] kinda
[Dork] Oh yes...
[Bitch/Asshole] I'm kind of a bitch.  But not as much of an asshole as say, Xane McGravy or whatever his name is.
[Brat] no
[Sarcastic] me? never!
[Angel]  I must be, it says so on every item of clothing I have, except for one that says 99% Angel, 1% Devil.  I'm going to go puke up dinner now and give some blowjobs.
[Devil]  Shakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the night.
[Shy] egh, not really
[Talkative] somewhat
[Flirty] a very little bit